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Yo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public. Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!! Your momma is so old, she delivered Jesus. Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample. Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box! Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did. Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama's so old that when she breast feed her baby, white ash came out. Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book. Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma's so old, she saw passion of christ live. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo mama so poor when i stepped on a cigerette she said who turned the heater off. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! |