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Yes! Name? Abdul al-Rhazib. Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no...I mean male or female? Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn't that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast. Half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch watching news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says: - Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. Right, Darlin'? The woman replies: "That's right, Daddy." A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk! Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat. If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life. Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. That's impossible. Whose baby? An elephant's. A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man. He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?" The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself." sus |